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10 ways to tell if you’re a photographer

// April 28th, 2006

Does this sound like anyone you know?

  • 1 GB of memory lasts most people a month but barely lasts you the afternoon.
  • You know what aperture-priority means.
  • You delete more photos in a week than most people make all year.
  • You need just one more lens.
  • You’ve crawled on the ground to get a shot of something rusty.
  • Your camera equipment is worth more than your car.
  • No one else brings a camera to an event if they know you’re coming.
  • Your family doesn’t recognize you without a camera covering your face.
  • You have thousands of pictures and you’re not in any of them.
  • You’ve been up before dawn or out in the freezing cold or even done something semi-dangerous… all for a photograph.

19 Responses to “10 ways to tell if you’re a photographer”

  1. carpeicthus says:

    1GB is lucky to last me half an hour. ;-)

  2. Ed Fladung says:

    this is hilariously true. My girlfriend has had more photos taken of her in the last year then in her entire life.

  3. diyosa says:

    Thanks for a nice morning laugh! I have to agree with all of those except I get on the ground to get that interesting perspective of my toddler.

  4. John Koontz says:

    Do you have to be 10 out of 10?

  5. John Watson says:

    Oh, no. Any one of these is usually enough to get an eye roll from someone you know. ;-)

  6. John Koontz says:

    Well, one isn’t a problem. I’m closer to all ten than one.

  7. carsten42 says:

    Well, I don’t have a car ;-)

    Add to “No one else brings a camera…”: or the count of cameras is at least as high as the number of people meeting. When I’m meeting with flickrers, this fits better. 8-)

  8. Ali says:

    Well, I don’t delete that many photos. (I like them to pile up, and then I go on a deleting rampage), and I don’t have a car. Does that make me a photographer?

    BTW – I think the 7th point is a bit too extreme.

  9. Very funny list! Never considered myself to be a photographer but I am getting dangerously close. I meet almost all these requirements. (I still need a few more lenses before overtaking my car value) The Flickr 2GB/month thing puts a crimp in my style ;^)

  10. Nick says:

    ahhh #9 is sad but oh so true hahahaha

  11. J. Star says:

    Oh, it’s so painfully, hilariously true!! :)

  12. zen says:

    plus your family expects you to take the family event photos… even if you’re the groom!

  13. Chris says:

    Everything’s true apart from the car.

  14. taiyouchan says:

    hahaha that’s funny! I find myself if all those categories. I guess I’m a photo addict and I’m not the only one apparently! ;)

  15. 10 formas de saber si eres un fotógrafo…

    ¿Te suena alguna de estas?

    1 GB de memoria le dura a la mayoría de la gente un mes, pero a tí te dura una tarde.
    Sabes que es lo que quiere decir prioridad de apertura.
    Borras más fotografías en una semana que lo que la mayoría de la gen……

  16. netomer says:

    wonderful! thank you.

  17. 10 ways to tell if you are a photographer…

  18. Mike says:

    So true..so true! :-)

  19. ogre says:

    without a doubt!

    ROTFLMAO

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